I’m deleting this in 30 seconds
LOL. THIS IS SO ACCURATE. IDK HOW HE GOT #1 SEXIEST MOVIE STAR OF 2013.
are you saying im ugly B*tch dont make me throw hands
zooey deschanel gets stuck in lucy liu’s dress
This is the least surprising photo I’ve ever seen.
Is it wrong that I love how Lucy Liu is like ~this is not my problem~ ~I am a cyborg princess and this is beneath me~
proof that The Beatles were sassy motherfuckers
so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone
rocking around the T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L
THIS IS WHAT MY FAMILY DOES FOR FUN.
THEY PUT FIRE CRACKERS INSIDE BOUNCYBALLS, AND THEY THROW THEM.
THEY BOUNCE IN UNPREDICTABLE DIRECTIONS AND EXPLODE IN AN UNPREDICTED PLACES.
life may be rough but boobs are really really soft
Negatives of being a celebrity
I hope i’m this great of a mom.
When cosplayers become parents
^ reblogging for that comment
For the sword enthusiast.
What’s this one called?
((o shit katana))
This deserves at least 2 reblogs.
just to let you guys know, the o katana is probably like how o is honorable. like obaasan is the honorable way of saying grandma in japanese. chisa is like chisai (tiny). therefore okatana is the longer, more honorable sword, chisa katana is the tiny katana. or someshit idk
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY